The Chip-and-Release Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dulcich's stadium. Only over Dulcich.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Dulcich's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dulcich, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.