The Blocking Assignment Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dulcich's stadium. Only over Dulcich.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.