The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dulcich's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dulcich tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.