The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Dulcich is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.