The Snap Count Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dulcich drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.