The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Dulcich runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.