The Late Scratch Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dulcich gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.