The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Dulcich runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.