The Invisible Route Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.