The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Dulcich finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dulcich drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.