The Mystery Tweak Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Dulcich gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dulcich, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.