The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dulcich's stadium. Only over Dulcich.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dulcich is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.