The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.