The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dulcich's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.