The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dulcich's stadium. Only over Dulcich.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dulcich's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.