The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Fannin Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fannin Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.