The Chip-and-Release Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Fannin Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fannin Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fannin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.