The Invisible Route Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fannin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Fannin Jr..” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Fannin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Fannin Jr. has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fannin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.