The Hamstring Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Fannin Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fannin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.