The Invisible Route Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Fannin Jr., that's a flag." Fannin Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Fannin Jr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fannin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.