The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Fannin Jr., that's a flag." Fannin Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fannin Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.