The Chip-and-Release Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Fannin Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fannin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.