The Chip-and-Release Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fannin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Fannin Jr..” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Fannin Jr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Fannin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.