The Hamstring Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“The broadcast shows Fannin Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Fannin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fannin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.