The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fannin Jr. catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
91%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Fannin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.