The Hamstring Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Fannin Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fannin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.