The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Fannin Jr., that's a flag." Fannin Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fannin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.