The Phantom Flag Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.
- Fannin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fannin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.