The Blocking Assignment Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fannin Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fannin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.