The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fannin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Fannin Jr..” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Fannin Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fannin Jr. is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
88%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Fannin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.