The Invisible Route Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fannin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Fannin Jr..
- Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fannin Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.