The Invisible Route Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Fannin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fannin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.