The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fannin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.