The Chip-and-Release Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fannin Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Fannin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.