The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fannin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.