The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fannin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.