The Snap Count Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Fannin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fannin Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.