The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fannin Jr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fannin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.