The Phantom Flag Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fannin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.