The Hamstring Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fannin Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fannin Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.