The Phantom Flag Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Fannin Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fannin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.