The Phantom Flag Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fannin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Fannin Jr..
81%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fannin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.