The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Fannin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.