The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Fannin Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fannin Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.