The Blocking Assignment Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fannin Jr. has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Fannin Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Quinshon Judkins
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
- Travis Kelce
FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.