The Phantom Flag Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fannin Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.