The Invisible Route Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Fannin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fannin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.