The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Mevis trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.