The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.