The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mevis gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mevis, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.